@MeetingBoy:  A guy on the elevator had 2 suitcases and a backpack. Either he’s going on a long business trip, or moving into his office.

@TKE_Americas:  Did you know: The maximum altitude that one cable-hoisted elevator can achieve is 1700 feet. (via http://ElevatorHistory.net )

@Hanshaaappp:  HOW TO SCARE PEOPLE IN AN ELEVATOR: pull out a picture of yourself and ask them “have you seen this person?”..

@Blarebare:  A smart way to continue being the only person on your elevator is to bark loudly whenever the doors open on another floor.

@FactUP:  16% of workers admitted to purposely closing the elevator door when they saw someone approaching.

@AwkwardJim:  Gets off elevator at the wrong floor. Keeps walking as if the right floor.

@YOSushi:  Well, that escalated quickly. (Well, what else would you expect from a 3 ft escalator…) pic.twitter.com/zrLDEwti

@qwertykyle:  I love when you’re in the lobby of a hotel elevator and someone asks if you’re going up… No I’m going to the basement.

@SeanFitz_Gerald:  Terrifying Mascot Update: It is waiting for the elevator. Possibly to devour souls on another floor. More to come … pic.twitter.com/LtSG3uUmmM

@utau_Kanochi:  If there’s a stairway to heaven, there’s an elevator too right? An escalator? No? Well then…

@OtisElevatorCo:  Ever wonder how the elevator machine gets to the top of the building? http://bit.ly/WUPOWt

@WTCProgress:  One WTC has some of the world’s largest elevator motors tipping in at 50,000 pounds each. pic.twitter.com/diWo8XeW

@WTCProgress:  Progress continues with installation of Escalator trusses @WTC Transportation Hub. pic.twitter.com/IztMWbcx

@TerryWAyers:  Sign in elevator – in case of fire please leave building before you Tweet about it. Great social media terms article. http://www.rab.com/public/rst/article.cfm?article=2&id=2670&view=email …

@AlimakHekUK:  Fancy an #elevator that travels at 40 mph–fast enough to reach the top floor, 2038 feet up, in just 35 seconds? http://ow.ly/hDS0X

@GWRnews:  (Dan) Joey Kelly here climbed up an exhausting 50,085 descending escalator stairs in 24 hours! – http://ow.ly/i/1rvTz

‏@mlk6_:  How many people can we fit into Tower’s elevator?! Apparently 17 pic.twitter.com/IaUo8biO

‏@alxanders:  Somebody lost their hair in the elevator. Lol #weavebreakdown pic.twitter.com/3TjGK9Pm

@CNNMoney:  Check out this $39 million yacht with a an elevator that takes guests to four living levels. http://cnnmon.ie/VEvigK

@ThePoke:  No dancing/jazz hands on the escalator. pic.twitter.com/Fue9rBSi (via @Pundamentalism)