@kayleen_powell: Some lady on the elevator thought she knew me and started asking me how is the baby…. I don’t have a baby …
@ryanwhitney6: We set up an office for Ladislav Smid to negotiate his new contract, but I don’t think he knew he was in an elevator pic.twitter.com/zIWH6hS3Hn
@StiltzLifts: Did you know that the first commercial passenger elevator was installed by the Otis Elevator Company in 1857 in New York City.
@jorgegarcia: Someone couldn’t finish their banana. So they left it by the elevator. Guess he really just wanted the peel. pic.twitter.com/qKD42fJvjm
@LauraJMoss: Woman on elevator: Is that a cat playing cowbell on your shirt? Me: Yes, I went to the cat circus last week. Woman: That’s… a thing?
@TianaBriganti: On the elevator this kid watched some girl struggle with her things and he says “I’d help you but I don’t know you”
@katienotholmes: The woman that just brought McDonald’s into the elevator? She may have come in, but only her fries may come out. I’m that hungry.
@abbyproulx: I just heard someone point out the broken escalator and then ask how they were going to get upstairs now
@JesseGrinter: A giant Easter Bunny was next to me on the escalator today. I looked over and said ‘What’s up’. The bunny goes ‘Not much, man’
@TheGoogleFactz: The word “escalate” did not exist until the escalator was invented.
@KKAlThani: Gym machine idea: an escalator where you have to walk the opposite direction. The bottom has a shark tank. The top is a cage full of lions.