Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It’s 2013. Stare at your phone like a normal person
16% of workers admit to purposely closing the elevator door when they see someone approaching.
The look of defeat on people’s faces when they see an escalator out of service really makes me wonder how we’ve survived this long
: I got on an elevator the other day. There was me and a plumber with 4 toilets. Can you think of a line for that!?