@Glynner85: “Oh, oop, err.” – me fake-reaching to hold the elevator
Taylor Swift Lyrics! @TSwiftLyricsxoo: Elevator buttons and morning air. Strangers’ silence makes me want to take the stairs.
Jake 🙁 @Depressitron: Sorry I’m late, the macarena came on in the elevator and you just can’t not dance to that.
Jonathan Mangum @Mangum1: Can anyone else’s grade school aged children enter an elevator WITHOUT doing the Gangam style pelvic thrust dance?
Jerry Azumah @JerryAzumah: When I push the button for the elevator I don’t need for you to push it right after. Like my push wasn’t good enough. *SideEye*
Disney Memories @DisneyMemories: “One stormy night long ago, five people stepped through the door of an elevator and into a nightmare.”
meg mcGrath @!meganmcgrath93: “hold up, did dad ACTUALLY lose weight this time?” – boy in elevator on the phone with his mom
Michael Carl @carlscrush: People that are unaware that other people in the elevator exist make me crazy, lady it took everything out of me not to kick u in the shin.
Cassie Bullock @CA55133: Man with a mustache just tried to jump in the elevator with me but I made sure the door closed before he came in cuz he had a mustache.
maddifacee @maddi_facee: I KID YOU NOT HE HAD A FERRET ON A LEASH AND HE TOOK IT ON THE ESCALATOR IT WAS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
joshuaaa @j0shH0yle: singing ‘you raise me up’ while riding the escalator
Sean Gillane @sgillane: Guy on the escalator had a plastic bag with a chocolate donut coming out of his sleeve instead of a hand. So yes Pastry Cyborgs are a thing.
Wall Street Journal @WSJ: Handyman gets 50 years in deadly elevator arson: http://on.wsj.com/XWvjgE
Visit Lake Norman @VisitLakeNorman: Thanks TJ for stopping by the Hampton Inn- Lake Norman yesterday. See VIDEO of his elevator experience in Cornelius http://www.youtube.com/user/VisitLakeNorman …
Demetrius Andrade @boobooboxing: After my morning workout I was like what to eat..so I step into the elevator and seen eggs lol breakfast was http://instagr.am/p/UUiT6bhDEB/
Escalator goes in REVERSE in New Jersey http://www.emirates247.com/videos/escalator-goes-in-reverse-2013-01-09-1.490406 … via @Emirates247
@ivkowalenko: They have an escalator just for carts. Now I’ve seen everything. (@ Target w/ 11 others) [pic]: http://4sq.com/WGbIKD
Heidi @heidiheilbrunn: Happy birthday to London’s Underground! Had no idea my former Tube stop had the first working escalator. Fun facts: http://ht.ly/2uc0ym