@cookieblack: When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say “Are you ready to take this to a whole new level?”
@haythamaly: Just find the probability of closing your apartment door and finding the elevator exactly at your floor waiting for you, it’s 1 in 6 years.
@clairefork: I’m always the last Tetris piece in every morning elevator ride
@madiiiahhh: “I’m so glad the elevator is out of service.” -said no one ever
@ANGELAxGOGA: Alone w a girl on the elevator. She’s on the phone & keeps sayin “HECK YA IM EXCITED!”.. Pls get a life. Nothing is that exiting at 9am
@tayyy_dickinson: In the elevator some girl was like “omg your hair looks awesome” …. Its basically green
@MeghanRRoss: Just said “shut up” out loud to a Valentine’s Day ad on the screen in the elevator. I’m in a really good place.
@Nick_Frost: You lift me up; every day I find out something new about you! I don’t even mind waiting for you when you take your time. Thanks, Elevator.
@MayaZankoul: And the one time I decide to take the elevator in my pajamas, the whole building is there to welcome me. Naturally!
@Thomaspmurray: The kids in the elevator this morning reeked of strawberry toaster strudels
@JasonSStein: Just tried to swipe my wrapped bagel over the elevator buttons to call for the elevator… I think it’s coffee time. Also,
@AfternoonNapper: Elevator post- it. pic.twitter.com/9PD3EPYu
@BrandonMcCrory: Who’s got an elevator to there front door though ? pic.twitter.com/Yo0lpevC
@steven_bidwell: This elevator goes to Brooklyn!!! pic.twitter.com/OvJ1Q4R4
@Filmdrunk: Spotted in my building’s elevator: pic.twitter.com/hSh2AeJt