Can anyone help me understand the point to this online game? Hint; there isn’t one. The instructions are pretty funny though: “you are here to take on the challenge that Man has dreamed of since first looking upon the escalator. To defy the conventions of society and ascend the escalator meant for descending. Five levels of increasing pointlessness await all who challenge them. To take on the might of the escalator, use the arrow keys to walk and jump*.
“*NOTE: jumping serves no purpose in this game but you can do it anyway so jump to your hearts content.”
Sounds like fun, right?
If you’re having trouble, try holding the right arrow key!